Phone Message: Dog Surrogate Twins Pharmacy

Thank you for calling the Dog Surrogate Twins Pharmacy, with stores located on streetcorners everywhere throughout the fabulous Mojave Triangle. This week: save 400 dollars on Gamma Spray, the only home tonsilectomy system that cauterizes with a swallow, and leaves your breath melt-down fresh. Drop by and pick up this or any other fine product. We open at midnight every night and we never close.