My Hawaiian Certificate of Live Birth

With all the hoopla over Barack Hussein Dunham Obama Soetoro's citizenship, I felt it only fair to show documentation supporting my claim to U.S. citizenship. You can trust that this document is authentic, because I never lie and I'm always right.

Here's the small version:

To see the full-size version, click on the image above. If you are one of those nut cases who thinks this is not a valid birth certificate, I invite you to compared it against the original. I trust you'll find it identical in every particular.