Seriously Extreme Tennis.com

"Where we're as serious about tennis,
as we are about everything else."

All materials on the "SeriousTennis.com" site are copyright 2005 by In Loco Parentis, and presented solely for the amusement of its creators, and if we catch you following any of our advice, we will sue you back to the Stone Age. Enjoy!

The Basics

• The changeover
• Brick shots
• Shovel shots
• Slap shots
• Flu shots
• The let-cord and you
• The "Ethiopian"
• Creative line calls

Advanced Tactics

• Improving your reach
• Groundstrokes
• Other boring strokes
• The Mental Game: Chanting
• The Mental Game: Channeling
• The Mental Game: Cheating

Equipment

• Ball washers
• Braces
• Gamesmanship, by Stephen Potter
• Lifesmanship, by Stephen Potter
• One-Upmanship, by Stephen Potter
• Automatic grip selectors
• The frame: when to use it and how much
• The bullhorn

Who We Are

• Webmaster: Sneezy
• Head Coach: Grumpy
• Pro Shop: Mehitabel
• Groundskeeper: Willie
• Front Office: Ebenezer
• Parking: Beaver
• Security: Andy
• Why we're doing this to you

Note:

We specially designed the materials on this site for incompatibility with most browsers. If you can read this material, you must immediately upgrade your browser. While you're at it, you might as well upgrade your entire computer, because no modern browser is going to run on that piece of junk you're using. What were you thinking?

(Hint: You might consider a dual-processor Macintosh G5, with the latest Mac OS X operating system and Safari browser — or forget computers and go play more tennis.)