Hello fellow patriot. Did you know that scientists are promoting homosexuality? Hi, I’m Anita Bryant. It’s true. Voyager One now has flown past the planet of Jupiter and is headed for Uranus. If you’re tired of lying still for this sort of thing, then I’m sure that you’ll want to bend over backwards for a change to help me with my holey crusade. Leave me a message, and I’ll soon be in close, personal contact with each and every one of you.