It’s your friend and mine, the fabulously fine George Butox, of Baboon Motors, here in the wide-track city of Dumpster. Say, friends, are you sick and tired of our big “Going Out of Business” sale? Well that’s tough, because with prices like these, we’ll probably be going out of business forever. You want to talk about savings? You want to talk about big, big, big, big, big, big, big savings? Then don’t come here because we don’t have time to talk with you. We’re too busy selling cars like this 2017 Belchfire 8 with absolutely no distinguishing features whatsoever! We’re down in the crotch where the freeways collide. See you here! No salesman will call!