Don’t Bug the Recluse

Bad news for you. You have just dialed the number a notorious recluse: Me. Because I go to great pains to keep this kind of thing from happening, I am now going to share my pain with you. In fact, I’m going to give all of it to you … or rather … my man, Sadisto, is going to. Just stay where you are. Speak your name and number into the phone. Speak clearly and slowly. Take your time. There’s no need to hurry.

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