Re-elect Reagan

Thank you for calling the Committee to Re-elect Ronald Reagan. As you know, there will be tough years ahead, and America will need a tough man to meet their challenge. America needs an eighty-year-old man in the 1980s, and that man is Ronald Reagan. Remember, ray guns don't kill people, taxes kill people. Register voters, not ray guns. Please leave us a message so we can dun you endlessly for campaign contributions.