My Hawaiian Certification of Live Birth
With all the hoopla over Barack Hussein Dunham Obama Soetoro’s citizenship, I felt it only fair to show documentation supporting my claim to U.S. citizenship. You can trust that this document is authentic, because I never lie and I’m always right.
Here it is:
If you are one of those nut cases who thinks this is not a valid birth certificate, I invite you to compared it against the originals shown below. I trust you’ll find them identical in every particular.