My résumés

Attribution: © User:Colin / Wikimedia Commons / CC BY-SA 4.0. Jubilee was hatched in Somerset in 2012 and wears a gold band. He was given to the Queen on her Diamond Jubilee. Munin was hatched in North Uist in 1995 and wears a light green band. She is the oldest raven at the tower.
Jubilee and Munin, Ravens of the Tower of London

As you might suspect from glancing over the materials on my site, I not only can do it all, I have done it all. Just cast your eyes across my résumés if you don’t believe me.

If you’re thinking of hiring me, here’s my birth certificate so you can get your HR people up to speed:

I would, however, appreciate it if you could pay me off the books: