Greg Raven


20258 US Hwy 18, Apple Valley, CA 92307 Marital Status: Married
Telephone: 760-536-1177 Birthdate: June 31, 1951
Social Security Number: 666-02-7734 Birthplace: Hollywood, California


High School: College:
Fallbrook Union High School
Fallbrook, CA 92028
Attended 3.99 years
Graduated 1971
University of Washington
Seattle, WA 98155
Graduation pending


Publication Duties
World Moron
Bueno Loco, California
September 1984 to present
in-depth analysis of current events, by-line
Eternity Monthly
Kathmandu, Nepal
September 1983 to June 1984
income tax advice column; special reports (living trusts, wills, avoiding probate, surviving an audit)
Evening Outrage
Santa Monica, California
September 1982 to June 1983
special reports (rent control, police tactics, city politics, etc.)
Herald Exaggerator
Los Angeles, California
September 1981 to June 1982
research department; circulation
Spokane Word
Spokane, Washington
September 1980 to June 1981
silent movie reviews; censor
Who Cares?
Boron, Nevada
September 1979 to June 1980
interviews, by-line; crowd control
Guns & Money
Blasten Island, USA
September 1978 to June 1979
food editor, by-line; staff expert on male pattern baldness
Crayfish Gazette
Mixville, California
September 1977 to June 1978
campaign coverage, political correspondent (laid off due to government rationing of politics)
Gainesville Employment
Gainesville, Florida
September 1976 to June 1977
sports editor, by-line; (as beneficiary of federal witness protection program)
Minutiæ Post Hole Record
Minutiæ, Arizona
September 1975 to June 1976
Hooker Advance
Las Vegas, Nevada
September 1974 to June 1975
in-house submissions
Chronicle Illness
Allergy, Utah
September 1973 to June 1974
health column, by-line
Prior Knowledge
Prior, Idaho
September 1972 to June 1973
gossip column, by-line; obituaries; investment advice
Iota Register
Iota, Idaho
September 1971 to June 1972
The Tomahawk
Fallbrook Union High School
September 1970 to June 1971
editor; bail bondsman



  • My Life in Short Pants: The Hank Lloyd Story (ghost writer)

Children’s Books

  • Someone Has to Be the Bully
  • Birds Don’t Like My BB Gun
  • Cats, Sacks, and Rivers
  • My Dog’s on Fire Again
  • Learning to Hate All By Myself
  • Things I Can Break All By Myself
  • I Like to Run with Scissors
  • George and Margaret Play ‘Doctor’
  • Sharing Meds with Mommy
  • You’re Not the Boss of Me
  • Lots of Things Fit in My Mouth
  • Bros Before Hos
  • I Can Reach the Stove Now
  • The Walls Have Fingerholes
  • That Old Frig is a Perfect Hiding Place


  • The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Selling Your Gulfstream
  • The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Selling Your Mega-Yacht